Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She told me I should be a condom model.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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