i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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