he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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