never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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