We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
