The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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