i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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