How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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