so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
