VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Randomize
