I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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