Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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