Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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