the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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