Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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