This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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