you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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