I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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