i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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