I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think i have two assholes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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