The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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