Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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