Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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