Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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