Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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