yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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