Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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