Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
it's great music for shaving your balls
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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