I wish my penis had an off switch
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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