Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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