it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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