shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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