I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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