i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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