we have officially lost it.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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