fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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