eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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