Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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