I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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