Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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