with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
