last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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