I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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