first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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