yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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