We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Do plants get herpes?
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