I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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