You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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