You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
