It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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